Your company told me you would be at my house sometime between 8 and 12 today.  It is now 12:25.  It’s bad enough that your people can only give me broad spans of time to anticipate your arrival, but then to not show up when expected… Let’s just say this:  I may just have to pull a “Kramer” on you next time and not be here when you come.

Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood customer

P.S.  My daughter goes down for a nap in an hour.  If you come then and wake her up, I will need to cancel my services and switch to another provider.  Consider this fair warning.

UPDATE:  It is now 1:30.  Still no Cable Man. 

FINAL UPDATE: 
It is 5:55 pm and we now have clear local channels.  Yipee.

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